Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Nap time

So instead of putting the house together or doing Jillian michaels I am eating Mac n cheese and watching sex n the city in my pajamas and manolo's ... Who wants to be my friend?

WEEBLES

So... this is a fun little story to tell you how our lives have changed...

So we moved into our new house on Thursday... we officially live in MISSISSIPPI.
This will soon tell you HOW officially we live in Mississippi.
back to the story.
So the toilet was clogged... i won't name names but we knew it wasn't me and Jack isn't potty trained yet so... anyway moving on.
This toilet thing started to become an issue so Nick set out to get a plunger.
This is at 9pm folks.  Nick said he felt so WT (white trash) walking into walmart at night and walking out with a 6 pack of budlight and a plunger... pause for reaction or uproar of laughter.
I love my husband.  I assured him he was overdressed for that occasion.
Well... what clogged our toilet?
The culpret was...
a WEEBLE!

Jack's brand new toy had been strewn into the porcelain throne never to live again.  Poor guy was drowned.
Yes Weeble's clog my toilets now...
I send my husband out to walmart and weebles clog my toilet.
My life as a Mississippi wife and mom.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Did you hear?

My brother got into a car accident.
Here is brother:
It was Thursday March 8.
I was outside washing the car while Jack napped.
Mother came outside and said "Brandon was in an accident, he called and left a message saying he was laying in the middle of the street."
... um...
Then the story unfolded.
First off like i said i was washing the car.  The radio decides to play "Praise you in this Storm."
Okay God, i get it.  You've got this and i need not worry.
Thank you.
Later on after mom and i frantically email all of brothers friends on facebook begging for answers...
We find out Brandon was driving on campus (Liberty University in Lynchburg, VA) around a corner.  Another student was also driving on this same road.  Other driver decides to pass someone in his lane going around said corner at a speed of 60+ mph.  Not cool.  Brother was in the other lane but said driver was in BROTHERS lane going around the corner to pass.  Said driver hit brother and pushed his car back 78 feet.  Brother climbed out of his driver side window and that was about all he had in him.  The ambulance took him to the ER and he had emergency surgery on his shattered knee the next morning.  His knee was in 14 pieces and is now back into one.  We call him Brandon  3.0 :)  My robot brother.
This is one of the pictures of brothers car.  We praise Jesus that he is alive! 
Thank you Lord.
Mom and i flew to Lynchburg to try and help brother around for his first few days out of the hospital.
Little did we know we would be outdone by a very cute and lovely girl.
exhibit A
makes you sick doesn't it?  She is adorable while using star wars tongue tattoos!  WHO DOES THAT!?!
(we like her)
Then we pretended we were students...
Well mom IS.
And learned a new game: Mexican Dominos!
Don't play with mom she cheats!
(p.s. this is all while brother is VERY drugged up)
Poor guy.
...AND...the creepy portion of the trip.
This is Jerry Fallwell's house.  That grave right there... yep that's Jerry Fallwell.
I love you Nick but i am NOT burying you in our front yard.
It's creepy.


*Update*
Brandon had his second knee surgery this last Thursday (12th of April).
They originally thought he would need MULTIPLE surgeries.
They went in planning to at least shorten the screws in his knee but possibly replace the entire thing because it wasn't healing correctly.
We prayed.
God answered.
They got in there and the knee had healed perfectly!
Brandon will be able to walk on it in a few weeks!
Praise Jesus!

ROAD TRIP

Miles: 2,686
Hours: 49
Goal: To see NICK

We found a few famous dudes on the way
and an arch...
and that's about it.
We were all anxious to see this guy...

:)
Makes your heart smile doesn't it?
A BIG shout out to my mom and pops for doing the drive with me/for me!
Thank you for putting up with the screaming and hangin' Louey's.

Grandpa's Gifts

My Grandpa made this boat bed (not finished yet) for Jack.
HOW CUTE IS IT!
AHHH... I can't stand it!
PLUS think about all the love that went into our boat bed and then quadruple the excitement because the boat bed that i wanted:
is $1,399!  SAY WHA?
Plus he made this!
An Oar side table!!!
I cannot wait to set up Jack's new Toddler room!
YIPPEE SKIPPEE!

These are the sheets that i am in love with. 
I am hoping i can make a pillow cover and a flat sheet for less than $59 dollars though...

And here was my SMALL token of gratitude to Grandpa for making us these wonderful pieces.
(that is my first sewn card)
So first things first...
I FIXED my hair.
Well... with a hat.



This is our trip-o-meter from Montgomery AL to Columbus MS after all of the raining on our faces that happened at the Montgomery Airport.  Stupid rain.
(I miss you mom and dad)
(you too brother)
We received GREAT news when we got on base.
Columbus is apparently the CITY THAT HAS IT ALL!
we didn't know.
We had NO CLUE.
So these are the planes Nick will be flying first.
June 7!
T-6
(if i remember correctly)
Well next we looked for houses...
We went through the entire 6 page listing of houses the base gave us.
Do you know what we chose?
The townhouse that i found while living in Germany.
Yep.
Life's funny sometimes!
So here she is...
our new home.
and these are our neighbors ducks
This is one of the many pictures of ferns i have been texting my mom.
(she thinks i need ferns now that i live in the south.)
So far i vote no.
And this is the temperature yesterday after Church.

So far we have seen some CRAZY bugs.  Something was hopping around the hotel we are in... do cockroaches jump?  I tried to kill him but he LEAPED out of the way! AHH!
I killed a freaky lookin spider today.
We saw one of Hopper's gang at the pool yesterday.
... and embarassing moment for me...
we pulled the car over on the way to Church yesterday because i was afraid of a moth.
HE TRIED TO EAT ME I TELL YOU!
I saw him, he made eye contact.

He flew at me, phangs dripping with blood...

(the closest picture i could find to something with SCARY fangs)
:)

i screamed.
I pulled both legs into my body and yelped.
Nick pulled over and asked me to calm down.
LOL
:)
Then he put on his armor

and got that moth OUT OF THE CAR.
I'm pretty sure the technical name for this was "Swashbuckling".

*Pictures posted are not ACTUAL pictures of the scary moth and or Nick.

Okay but seriously that moth had the body of sasquatch with the wings of a velociraptur!
serious.

Present for the Pilot

I wanted to get Nick a present for his OTS graduation...
BUT I'm cheap.
Mainly because i don't make any money.
So...
Nick liked this:

So i know mine isn't as cool but it was NOT $299
it was $15
So... there.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

We are not in Washington anymore...

Here is how I know. Do you think the big "southern" hair is because you wake up like that?

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Five hundred, twentyfive thousand six hundred minutes... well at least it seems like that is how long it has been since my last post.  What have we done since the last post?  Well...
Jack turned 1!  My little baby.  We had a monster themed party for the little monster and it was a lot of fun.
We moved out of Germany, kind of a big change. :)  Nick left for OTS (officer training school) in January and we are FINALLY nearing the end!  We are moving to MISSISSIPPI.  Yup, another BIG change.  I have started tanning in fear of being thrown into a crab boil when i get there.  I was hoping that if i slowly worked on a base tan i wouldn't be SO badly burnt when we get there.  Hopefully i won't look like her:

My hair MAY poof like that though.  I am also super nervous about the bugs that are unfamiliar to me.  Uh.. i saw my first cockroach in VA two weeks ago, and we are not friends.
I feel so at a loss for words, i had made the decision to stop blogging.  We now have PINTEREST and really, what am i doing that is cuter than pinterest?  Nothing.  So... i felt stupid blogging, but with our upcoming move i can go back to letting the family and friends know what we are up to, even if it is just my leather skin i am updating you on.

Welcome back my TWO followers.  Welcome back.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Good ol' Dave

Well, if you don't know now you know, we LOVE Dave Ramsey.  
Yup.
Let me first say that i was a FULL ON skeptic when this all started.  Nick bought the book "Total Money Makeover" on his way back to Germany this last time and when he called me super excited about it i made fun of him.  I not only made fun of him but i told my parents and then we ALL made fun.  We were laughing hysterically at the fact that Nick told me we would be "2 millionaires by the time i retire" (10 years)... uh okay.  
Well now i am transformed after reading the book myself and now am a Dave freak!  
Here is how you KNOW i am changed.  
A couple of weeks ago we went to the pumpkin patch with our dear friends.
Now Nick and i hadn't thought about the fact that we would OBVIOUSLY offer gas money or that we might want to eat lunch after the pumpkin picking festivities.  Well the two went hand in hand and we offered to pay for lunch in leu of gas mula... good idea right?
well there went $60 of our $100 grocery budget FOR THE WEEK.  It was Saturday and we go grocery shopping on Saturdays... so literally $40 for the entire week.  So... we could have easily dug up our credit card (we buried Nick's and cut up mine).  but nope... we decided that dinner for 3 people YES Jack needed formula... WOULD be done with $47 (i had $7 left in Jack's budget) and... i spent $43 :)  
We lived on spaghetti and frozen rolls, i bought 2 cans of soup for a "treat" because those were $2 each! haha.  
Anywho... we have set up our "emergency fund" and paid off $5,000 in 2.5 months!  Seriously go get the Dave Ramsey book.  It was $30 well spent.  Also i don't feel like we are missing out on things we are living regularly we are just watching our money a lot more closely now that we use only cash.  Which leads me to my next point... you should make these after you read Dave's book:

Money Envelopes.
Seriously if you thread your machine, you can make these.  No really if you can pick your nose you can make these... If you can... you get the point.  
 First measure out your squares (2 for each envelope)
7 3/4 inch
The pattern i saw said to use some interfacing to make your envelopes stiff.
I didn't have any.
Some i used felt for the inside and those are more stiff than the ones i used just fabric but i don't mind them either way.  You decide for yours :)
 Iron your fabric before you cut.  It will help:)
 Place your two squares face to face.
The pretty sides should not be showing.
 Now find your markers on your machine.  I used my 1/4 inch marker to guide my fabric through guaranteeing a straight line.
 Then line up your fabric perfectly with each other and the marker and feed 'er through.
 When you get to an end stop your machine and lift up the presser foot but not the needle.
This lets you pivot your thread without breaking the line.  
Set your presser foot back down and continue on.
 Line up your fabric with each other and the marker again...
 Make sure you sew 3 1/2 sides.  Leave a hole in the fabric to turn it inside out.
Mine is 3 fingers worth.  You can make yours smaller or bigger but this was just about the perfect size for turning mine inside out.
 Before you turn yours inside out, cut the corners as close to your sewing line as possible on the angle.
This gives your finished product a sharp corner.
 Now i trimmed my sides too, just to ensure a perfect square, not a bunchy one.
BUT i left my hole long so i could tuck it in and sew it closed easily.  
 Now flip yours right side out.
 Then i used my seam ripper to pull the corners out.
Before:
 After:
 Now iron that little sucker.
 Now i folded my hole ends into the inside.
 Sew that side shut first just so you remember the hole.
Use your 1/4 inch marker again and sew around your whole envelope.
 You may have to re-tuck your ends as you go.  I did.
Once you have gone all around the perimeter of your square, fold it in half and sew up two of the sides to make an envelope.

 I got a few bubbles as i went... i don't know if you can see it too well but it puckered up in between my presser foot's teeth.  Just lift the presser foot, pull the fabric back down, lower the presser foot again and keep on.
 When you get to the end reverse using the arrow button and then go forward again just to ensure the stitch.  3 or 4 stitches is plenty.
 DONE!
The best part is, these are all made from old things we had around, shirts, scarves, bedding :)
I didn't buy a single thing.  AND it took me less than an hour to make 5 :)
Note.  I like things perfect but NEVER spend the time to make them that way.  My tips are MUSTS for a better product.  Believe me i spent years doing shortcuts and nothing ever turned out.  

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